Meet Patti

Of no relation to Patti Smith, meet Patti the band — some post-punk shredders making excellently erratic noise. These fellahs are an enigmatic bunch — who is Patti, after all? — so we called them up to see what makes them tick.

Their latest release, Good Big, is set to come out October 1st. Below, we chat about beef (plural), grills (not that kind), and penguins (yes, penguins).

Give it a read and a listen below. And always look both ways before you cross the street.

Self-Portrait by Patti

Would You Rather…

Would you rather shrink five times your actual size, or grow one hundred times your actual size? What would you do?

Get big for sure. Be very careful.

Some Questions with Patti

What is a word that does not get used enough?

beeves

Could you break down your music to a mathematical formula?

xyz :)

Gold, silver, or diamond for your grills?

Gray: gold

Jake: definitely diamond

Charley: all day silver

What would you do if you owned a blimp?

kickflip

What is the best slice of pizza in NYC?

pepperoni ricotta from Danny’s yum yum 

What is the most pleasing sound you have ever heard?

Guinea pig grubbin on celery 

If you could cover the score of any film which would it be? Why

a dog’s purpose

What was your first live performance like?

We drank 12 squirts

If you could give one animal species (besides people) the ability to fly which would it be. Why?

penguins, those poor little guys

If you were a spy what would be your code name?

Gray: 00FART

Jake: dj secret

Charley: Quiet guy 

What do you want people to take away from your 2019 album "Good Big"?

that we can’t make up our minds

How do you approach writing lyrics?

Sideways

Who are your top NYC bands performing right now?

😱

What is the worst music you could play at a family event/dinner?

B4-4

Any final comments? (This is your electronic soapbox for one last answer.)

have a good summer!